Hating Ass Bitches
I’m thankful for hating ass bitches. You know the ones that have opinions to things that have nothing to do with them when it concerns you. The ones that always have some shit to say that is irrelevant on all levels. The ones who have two cents to hypocritical ass nonsense. The ones that have nothing important to add. Hating ass bitches inspire me to be great. Sign your name on the dotted line so I can make a point not to like you.
I’ve met a lot of these bitches throughout my life. It’s amusing to me. There was this one bitch in particular from my youth that was a straight up hater. She had a lot of internalized issues that never got resolved and she always felt some kind of way. We had a falling out because she called herself being offended because I said that the butch/femme dichotomy perpetuates heterosexism. I knew she wasn’t shit and for that experience I laugh. It has inspired me to do better.
Slut Years
So, earlier on today my friend and I had a discussion about relationships again. It’s funny talking about them with her, because she just keeps telling me that I should find a white girl because they appreciate shit. She told me tonight that I wasn’t manly enough because I’m too emotional when it comes to women but I don’t show it. I also have commitment issues, because I hate being disappointed.
There is this on going thing that we discuss because, she does doesn’t understand why I am never with anybody. The answer is quite simple. I am attracted to Disfunction. I like women who are crazy. I am attracted to women with attitude problems and no morals. I fall in love with women who are perceived as “bitches”. Women who are sweet and innocent bore me greatly. I prefer chaos. I like women who are not emotional so I don’t have to commit. I like arrangements, because they are all the benefits of a girlfriend without the contract.
We also came to the conclusion that you actually can turn a Ho into a housewife, because you should be allowed to give a woman a certain amount of time where she can go and slam whoever she wants in the beginning of her adult life, before she buys into the heteronormative practice of settling down. We call those “slut years” We will say that they are between the ages of 20 and 28, however they can extend based on the person. Slut years allow a woman to get a pass before marriage. The goal is for her to get all the looseness out of her system for lack of better words. This way, she would have no reason to cheat. Some people may disagree with this idea, which means that they either don’t think outside then box, or are not sexual liberals.
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